Of Course The Guy Driving is Wearing Camo

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/08/2016 at 18:39 • Filed to: Redneck Special

If you’re going to slap a Confederate Flag on the bumper of your craptastic jacked up truck, you’re fair game for critique.

DISCUSSION (37)

EL_ULY > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 18:46

seems like a fine chap

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 18:48

Wearing camo is only acceptable if you’re hunting.

PatBateman > EL_ULY
12/08/2016 at 18:48

Classy as fuck.

PatBateman > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
12/08/2016 at 18:50

Or (OR) if you’re as classy as this gentleman. 10-1 there’s a 12er of cheap beer in the cab.

wkiernan > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 18:50

It’s guys like that who are the bright side of those Republican filth repealing Medicare and Social Security, because you know that he spent the money which should have gone into his 401K on that fatuous, useless lift kit.

boredalways > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 18:52

What’s up with the Creamsicle paint job?

PatBateman > wkiernan
12/08/2016 at 18:55

I’m pretty sure that he both:

1. didn’t spend much money on that lift kit at all, and

B. doesn’t work for a company that offers a 401k.

LongbowMkII > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 18:55

It’s a fine truck, she’s just a bit... maladjusted at the moment.

PatBateman > boredalways
12/08/2016 at 18:57

I really have no idea. I can tell you that I’ve seen this truck twice in the last week, and I’ve never seen it before this week.

EL_ULY > wkiernan
12/08/2016 at 18:57

guys like the one in this truck are huge fans of NYC billionaire playboys.

RallyWrench > boredalways
12/08/2016 at 18:58

Maybe he likes Trump’s skin color?

Funktheduck > boredalways
12/08/2016 at 19:03

Faded chevy orange.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 19:05

9er, really.

Frenchlicker > boredalways
12/08/2016 at 19:05

Probably an old work truck from some company.

Frenchlicker > EL_ULY
12/08/2016 at 19:06

Well.. they are but they think they despise them when in reality they support them very well.

jkm7680 > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 19:06

I saw a Kia Soul with a confederate flag licence plate up front.

Frenchlicker > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 19:07

This can’t be real where’s the “Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free.” Bumper sticker?

Edit: I see he has the other preferred one “One Big Ass Mistake America”

I remember when trucks preferred Calvin peeing on things and not making political statements, those were the days.

petebmwm > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 19:10

I call bullshit. If he was wearing camo, how did you even see him?

PatBateman > petebmwm
12/08/2016 at 19:20

Hands hovering in mid-air, not connected to anything. Maybe a ghost.

PatBateman > jkm7680
12/08/2016 at 19:21

I would lol.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > boredalways
12/08/2016 at 19:22

dukes of hazard wannabe

PatBateman > Frenchlicker
12/08/2016 at 19:22

Right?! I loved the Calvin stickers. I can tolerate the Coexist stickers. You can keep the outlandish political statement stickers.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 20:00

$10 jalopnik gold dollars says this truck reeks of budweiser and marlboro cigarettes, and axe body spray.

Urambo Tauro > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 20:06

Lifted to compensate for his small... truck topper.

(What did that thing come off of, a S-10?)

Sovande > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 20:12

Why do you care what that man was wearing?

wiffleballtony > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 20:25

I don’t belive you. If he was in camo, how could you see him?

boredalways > Funktheduck
12/08/2016 at 21:47

It’s the color of the kitty litter used to dry up your puke in grade school.

It’s the color of St. Joseph’s Children’s Aspirin.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > PatBateman
12/08/2016 at 23:24

I think it was down here in SA before that. I’m 90% sure I saw this heap broken down with the hood on the side of 410 on my way to work a while back with a guy in a camp ball cap looking dejected staring at it. Nobody was stopping to help. Pro tip: a confederate flag on your truck in a city that is less than 50% white is not going to do you any favors when you break down.

PatBateman > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
12/09/2016 at 01:43

We don’t wear Axe a lot down here. Maybe Old Spice.

PatBateman > Urambo Tauro
12/09/2016 at 01:43

The bed shell downs seem to fit, I’ll give you that.

PatBateman > Sovande
12/09/2016 at 01:45

Maybe because someone driving through the ‘Burbs on a Thursday shouldn’t be wearing a camo shirt?

PatBateman > wiffleballtony
12/09/2016 at 01:45

Again, hovering hands that weren’t connected to anything. Maybe ghost!

PatBateman > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
12/09/2016 at 01:47

A confederate flag on a truck in a city that is less than 50% dumbass is not going to do you any favors when you drive through it.

Sovande > PatBateman
12/09/2016 at 07:48

In this fine land of ours, one can wear whatever one wants. Kinda what makes it great, no?

wiffleballtony > PatBateman
12/09/2016 at 14:12

That’ll teach me to not read other comments first.

PatBateman > wiffleballtony
12/09/2016 at 14:46

Nah.

Hateful Mate > PatBateman
12/18/2016 at 07:23

Makes sense. I’d want to hide too, If i had to drive that. I’d probably go for a wig and some big sunglasses though.